Is It About Time for Some More Funnies?

• Watching television these days often involves violence and bad language ... and that's just deciding who is going to operate the remote!
• The state highway department has announced that 5,000 road workers will lose their jobs by the end of the year due to the development of a new, technologically advanced piece of equipment. It seems that a new shovel has been invented that will stand up by itself.
• When you offer two cents for some peoples thoughts, you should get change back.
• Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?" To which the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
• And here are some life lessons:

-People who believe "You can't teach an old dog new tricks" never let that dog get hungry enough.

-The line beside you always moves faster until you move into it.

-Anytime you're late, everybody else is early ... and vice-versa.

And, huh? ...

Maury visited his friend Joe and found him playing a game of Solitaire. After watching him for awhile, he saw that Joe was cheating. "Wait a minute! I just caught you cheating yourself," said righteous Maury. Joe said quietly, "Don't tell anybody, but I've been cheating myself at Solitaire for years." Surprised, Maury said, "You don't say. Don't you ever catch yourself cheating?" To which Joe retorted, "Naah, I'm much too clever."

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