Marion United Methodist Church

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Marion, Kentucky, United States
Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, they don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous............. -- Will Rogers

Thursday, June 23, 2011

(Un)Common Sense

  • The person who spends all of today bragging about what he is going to accomplish tomorrow probably did the very same thing yesterday.
  • No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
  • We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating.
  • GREETING CARDS -- when you care enough to send the very best, but not enough to actually write something.
  • Some people quit looking for work after finding a job.
  • One fellow claimed to give 100% effort on the job -- the only problem was, it was 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.

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