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The pastor walked into the pet shop and told the clerk, "I'd like to order 50 mice, 2000 cockroaches, and all those little silverfish bugs you can get." The clerk, astounded, said, "Well, it'll take a bit, but I believe we can get those for you. But, if I may ask, why do you want these things?" To which the pastor replied, "I'm moving to a new church, and the trustees told me to leave the parsonage exactly the way I found it!"
And then there was the pastor who, thinking to upgrade the bathrooms at the church, decided to install hot air hand dryers. Things were working great, but two weeks later, he took them out. When asked why he'd take out something that had been such a nice addition to the church, he said, "Well, I walked in one day and saw a sign taped to the dryer -- 'Press button for a sample of next week's sermon!' "
And then there was the pastor who, thinking to upgrade the bathrooms at the church, decided to install hot air hand dryers. Things were working great, but two weeks later, he took them out. When asked why he'd take out something that had been such a nice addition to the church, he said, "Well, I walked in one day and saw a sign taped to the dryer -- 'Press button for a sample of next week's sermon!' "
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