Taking Her Home to Meet the Parents

Here's something just for fun:

.....A young man found the woman of his dreams and asked her to marry him. He told his mother he wanted her to meet his fiancee, but he wanted to make a bit of a game out of it. He said he would bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother could guess which was the one he wanted to marry. His mother agreed to the game.
.....That night, he showed up at his mother's house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sat down on the couch, and everyone had a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other. At the end of the evening, the young man asked his mother, "OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?"
.....With no hesitation whatsoever, his mother replied, "The one in the middle." Astounded, the young man said, "How in the world did you figure it out, Mom?" "Easy," she said, "I don't like her."

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