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Some general rules for life:

Advise your children to get you quality gifts. After all, they don't want to inherit junk.

Beware of bargains in life belts, parachutes, and heart transplants.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day; if you aren't home by then, you're in trouble!

Never hire an electrician with no eyebrows.

Be suspicious if your car mechanic has clean fingernails.

If lightning strikes, make sure you're walking next to a tall person.

If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you.

A few more funny thoughts...

The length of a minute depends entirely on what side of the bathroom door you are.

You may be nobody's fool now, but don't worry ... someone will adopt you.

A key ring is a handy little device that enables you to lose ALL your keys at once.

If the NASA scientists are all so smart, why do they count backwards?

It takes two mystery writers to change a light bulb ... one to screw it almost all the way in, and a second to give it a surprise twist at the end.

If a shepherd takes care of sheep, does a coward take care of cows?

If these aren't funny enough, please feel free to post your own in the comment section!!
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