When an applicant asked if the company had a fitness program, the human-resources manager replied, "Oh, our employees don't need one. They are routinely JUMPING to conclusions, FLYING off the handle, BEATING around the bush, RUNNING down the boss, GOING in circles, DRAGGING their feet, DODGING responsibilities, PASSING the buck, CLIMBING the ladder, WADING through paperwork, PULLING strings, THROWING their weight around, STRETCHING the truth, BENDING the rules, and PUSHING their luck!"
And then there was the wag who said: "If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees!"
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