Marion United Methodist Church

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Marion, Kentucky, United States
Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, they don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous............. -- Will Rogers

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Pride Goeth Before A....

A former high school jock was with his wife of ten years while eating breakfast. Glancing at the paper, he noticed that a beautiful actress was about to marry a football player known for his lack of intelligence and outlandish behavior.
The former jock said to his wife, "I don't understand why the biggest jerks get the most beautiful wives."
Her instant reply was, "Why, thank you, dear!"

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