-- Comedian Stephen Wright
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They've invented a new car that runs on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf.
-- Jay Leno
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Today is Bring Your Dog to Work Day.
In China, it's known as Bring Your Lunch to Work Day.
-- Unknown
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I don't have pet peeves. I have KENNELS of IRRITATION.
-- Unknown
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And this one (true story) from Matthew and Amy Hardin:
They were in Paducah the other day, and had Lucas in the Mall. As they walked down the halls, every time a bald man walked by, Lucas would say, "Hello, Brother Wayne!"
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I just think I'm like the Skin Horse in The Velveteen Rabbit. I've just had all the fur loved off! And that makes me real!
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