A mother told her two blond daughters that at her death she wanted to be buried at sea. They drowned trying to dig the grave.
[I'm sorry for passing that one on -- I just washed my fingers and can't do a thing with them!]
Marion United Methodist Church
- Wayne Garvey
- Marion, Kentucky, United States
- Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, they don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous............. -- Will Rogers
WELCOME!
Thanks for stopping by my blog! I try to share devotional thoughts and stories that will inspire you, and often, some things to make you chuckle. You'll find a quick overview of the church calendar just below, and the occasional photo to show you what's happening at our PART of God's church. Leave a comment, tell me what's helpful, what's not, or what you'd like to see included. You can also e-mail me at wgarvey@kih.net , and I WILL pay attention! Thanks! WG
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Church Calendar
REGULAR WEEKLY SCHEDULE
SUNDAY: 9:30 a Sunday School
10:45 a Morning Worship6:00 p - Evening Worship
TUESDAY: 10:00 a Worship at 4 C's
WEDNESDAY: 6:00-7:00 p Prayer Meeting and Bible Study -- Rm # 204
.(Items in green are the pastor's commitments.)
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OCTOBER
9 -- 10:45 a -- 2011 Charge Conference, Dr. Jay Smith presiding
7:00 p -- Cluster Worship at Salem UMC
10-14 -- Spring Break
10 -- 6 p -- Centennial Celebration of Building Committee
6:30 p -- Administrative Council Meeting
7 p -- N.O.W. Council planning session (Trunk or Treat; Advent & Christmas)
12 -- 6 p -- What's the Least I Can Believe and Still be a Christian?: Chapter 5: It's Not Easy Being Green
16 -- 10:45 a -- Logan Stout preaching
Evening service dismissed.
19 -- 6 p -- Prayer Meeting is dismissed this week
22 -- 9:30 a -- Conference UMW Annual Meeting -- Madisonville First UMC
26 -- 6 p -- What's the Least I Can Believe and Still Be a Christian?: Chapter 6: Bad People Will Be "Left Behind" and Then Fry in Hell.
30 -- Reformation Sunday
Watch for details about Trunk or Treat
6 p -- Friendship Service with 1st Cumberland Presbyterian, at Marion UMC
31 -- All Hallows' Eve
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NOVEMBER
2 -- 6 p -- What's the Least I Can Believe and Still Be a Christian?: Chapter 7: Jews Won't Make It To Heaven
6 -- DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ENDS
...10:45 a All Saints' Day/Memorial Service
7 -- Noon to 4:00 p -- Red Cross Blood Drive in Social Hall
8 -- Election Day
9 -- 6 p -- What's The Least I Can Believe and Still Be a Christian?: Chapter 8: Everything in the Bible Should Be Taken Literally
11 -- Veterans' Day
16 -- 6 p -- What's The Least I Can Believe and Still Be a Christian?: Chapter 9: What does the Bible say about homosexuality?
17 -- District Pastor's Meeting, Sebree UMC
20 -- Christ the King Sunday
23 -- 6 p -- What's the Least I Can Believe and Still Be a Christian?: Chapter 10: It's OK for Christians to Be Judgmental and Obnoxious
24 -- Thanksgiving Day
27 -- First Sunday of Advent
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DECEMBER
2 -- 5:30 p -- District Christmas Dinner -- Webb Memorial UMC
3 -- Marion Christmas Parade; Sunday School Crew playing bells on float.
4 -- Second Sunday of Advent
11 -- Third Sunday of Advent
3:00 p Consecration Festival at Corona de Vida
18 -- Fourth Sunday of Advent
22 -- First Day of Winter
24 -- 5-7 p: Christmas Eve Communion
25 -- Christmas Day
...10:45 a -- Morning Worship
Evening Activities Dismissed
31 -- New Year's Eve
2011 Annual Conference Theme
Called by Christ - Sent to Sow (click here for KY Conference website)
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