1. You never have to worry about what to wear.
2. You have excellent seats and are assured a reserved seat for Christmas and Easter.
3. From your advantageous seat, you can smile at, gawk at, ignore and otherwise enjoy the rest of the people in the congregation.
4. The pastor is almost always looking the other way.
4a. You can fantasize about a target painted on pastor's bald head, and shooting spitwads at the bullseye.
5. You're in a wonderful spot to see visitors and new members.
6. and truly best: You're a leader in the worship experience.
2. You have excellent seats and are assured a reserved seat for Christmas and Easter.
3. From your advantageous seat, you can smile at, gawk at, ignore and otherwise enjoy the rest of the people in the congregation.
4. The pastor is almost always looking the other way.
4a. You can fantasize about a target painted on pastor's bald head, and shooting spitwads at the bullseye.
5. You're in a wonderful spot to see visitors and new members.
6. and truly best: You're a leader in the worship experience.
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