Advantages of Joining Our Choir

1. You never have to worry about what to wear.
2. You have excellent seats and are assured a reserved seat for Christmas and Easter.
3. From your advantageous seat, you can smile at, gawk at, ignore and otherwise enjoy the rest of the people in the congregation.
4. The pastor is almost always looking the other way.
4a. You can fantasize about a target painted on pastor's bald head, and shooting spitwads at the bullseye.
5. You're in a wonderful spot to see visitors and new members.
6. and truly best: You're a leader in the worship experience.

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How to Be a Friend

.....Two friends were once walking through the desert, but at some point during the journey, they fell into an argument, and one friend slapped the other in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, he wrote in the sand: Today my best friend slapped me in the face.

.....They kept on walking, until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but his friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone: Today my best friend saved my life.

.....The friend who slapped, and then saved his best friend asked, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand, and now, you write on a stone. Why?"

.....The other friend replied: "When someone hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness can erase it away, but when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."

Learn to write your hurts in the sand,
and to carve your blessings in stone.

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