On Walking

I know I need to be more disciplined about walking. But I did enjoy these Walking One-Liners in Homiletics magazine:

• I joined health club last year; spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently, you have to go there.
• Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
• The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, "Well, she looks good, doesn't she?"
• I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.