A Glimpse at Golf

John, an avid golfer, came in from the course one Saturday. His wife, Mary, asked him with whom he had played that day. He said, "Oh, no one in particular."
She asked, "Why don't you play with Bill anymore?"
John replied, " Would you like to play golf with someone who throws his clubs, swears all the time, lies about his scores, moves his ball in the rough, and won't stop talking while you're trying to play a shot?"
"Of course not!" exclaimed Mary.
John said, "Well, neither does Bill."