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Saturday, October 3, 2009

Healthy? Wealthy?

Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads Jack's last will and testament.
"To my dear wife, Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and $1 million. To my son, Barry, I leave my big Lexus and the Jaguar. To my daughter, Suzy, I leave my yacht and $250,000. And to my brother-in-law, Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp."