- The person who spends all of today bragging about what he is going to accomplish tomorrow probably did the very same thing yesterday.
- No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
- We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating.
- GREETING CARDS -- when you care enough to send the very best, but not enough to actually write something.
- Some people quit looking for work after finding a job.
- One fellow claimed to give 100% effort on the job -- the only problem was, it was 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
(Un)Common Sense
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