Q: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
A: There is not enough time to get everything done. (Ha! And you thought things would get better when you retire!)
Q: Why don't retirees mind being called seniors?
A: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Q: Why do retirees count pennies?
A: They're the only ones who have the time.
Q: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic, or garage?
A: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Q: What do retirees call a long lunch?
A: Normal.
Q: What is the best way to describe retirement?
A: The never-ending coffee break.
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