When to Worry

You're allowed to worry ... but only if one of these seven things is true:

1. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
2. You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
3. Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
4. Your car horn goes off accidentally and stays stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
5. The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
6. Your income tax refund check bounces.
7. Your wife says, "Good Morning, Bill" ... and your name is George.

Other than these, you don't have anything to worry about.

-- Author Unknown